Sunday, January 11, 2009

I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass


Sometimes Post Secret just annoys the hell out of me. The things some people think are torrid and burdensome secrets are just stupid. How old are these people? 14? 15?

"Omg, I'm not wearing any underpants!"

Big deal, I never do, hardly ever...on any given day. It's not a big scandal.

"Omg, I hate my own race!"

Yeah, and I bet you're a bleeding heart little whiny baby too, probably think the government should make sure everyone has an equal amount of everything in life too, huh.

"Omg, the whole world is just wrong, everyone should not be fighting, leave the terrorists alone, they're just totally misunderstood and only fighting back because they're oppressed from not having all the things you and I have because George Bush took it all from them."

How do people believe such bullshit?

"I'm not ambitious enough for my own dreams!"

Then either get off your ass and go to work or shut the hell up and don't be asking for handouts, loser.

"I want to kill myself, but I don't want to die. Does that make sense?"

Please, go ahead and give it a shot. Give us all a break from your misery.

Wah, wah, wah. Some people really need to get over themselves.

14 comments:

smartass sob said...

Oooh! Are we a little grumpy this fine Sunday morning? Have another cup of coffee, my dear Ms. Chatelaine. That way lies tolerance and patience. (ducks thrown coffee pot)

"I want to kill myself, but I don't want to die. Does that make sense?"

Makes all the sense in the world to me (don't ask why.) Most people who commit suicide, or who attempt to do so, do not want to die - they just don't see any other solution to their difficulties.

I haven't looked at that site yet, Post Secret, but it sounds like some place for teenagers or twenty-somethings. Who else would think anyone would care to know their deep dark secrets? ;-)

Chatelaine said...

Coffeepot incoming, my dear Smartass Sob.

Earning your title this morning are we ;-)

smartass sob said...

Ahem. It's nice to know that someone appreciates my scintillating brilliance. ;-) I'm told that I grow on people - you know - like warts and athletes foot fungus or such.

sasob

Chatelaine said...

There's a fungus among us!

(Corny, I know, but I used to love that in grammar school)

smartass sob said...

There's a fungus among us!

Yeah, it's what one little piggy said to the other four. WEEEEEE! ;-)

sasob

Chatelaine said...

Ok, that's just Ewww!

TWC said...

Love that song, Get Over It.

I can see that it was an excellent choice to delete the five paragraphs of whiny dream stuff last night. :-)

My grandfather only was punished once in his entire childhood and that was when he threw the coffeepot at his mother.

TWC said...

Post Secrets. Turns out I've heard of it after all. I have a few secrets but I don't seem to have any driving need to post them on some anonymous forum.

I did like that board where you post what makes you bat crazy, that's when I found out that LC has a toothpaste phobia too. Mine's worse I think.

Here's a big secret nobody much knows: I can't stand for people to know I'm wearing brand new clothes and I will lie and say that they are not brand new if some comments. Hey, that shirt looks nice. Is it new?

They need a site where guys can go and talk about who they secretly want to roll in the hay with.

Wait. Don't they call that the local watering hole?

Chatelaine said...

Nah, don't worry about your dream, Twc. I was just grumpy this morning. Sometimes I just have to snark at people, get it out of my system. Otherwise I'd end up going postal one day and blowing a bunch of people away.

"They need a site where guys can go and talk about who they secretly want to roll in the hay with."

Hah, like that would be a secret. That's about as big a scandal as not wearing undies, Twc. Just name any decent looking female.

TWC said...

Otherwise I'd end up going postal one day and blowing a bunch of people away.

Let me know when it gets bad, I'll fly you out here to take care of some business that Tony Soprano won't do for me.

Just name any decent looking female.

Well, yeah, but that's just being a guy. Whoa, Dude, did you see that chick?

There's another step beyond that where guys mostly just keep it to themselves. I know, I've listened to friends tell their deep dark secrets. Like when they are in love (secretly) with their best friend's wife. Or their wife's best friend. :-) Not having an affair, just unrequited love. It makes them crazy.

They don't talk about that except under safest circumstances. That kind of stuff just can't get out in the wild and they know it.

Since most guys don't have a friend they could tell that sort of stuff to, I was thinking that an anon website might work. I'd not be interested, but I can think of a couple of guys I know that would be.

TWC said...

Omg, I'm not wearing any underpants!

I wasn't going to mention this, but it IS kind of scandalous and sexy when chicks don't wear underwear.....

Lots of chicks didn't wear bras way back in the old days. That was pretty cool, too. :-)

Col. Hogan said...

Circa 1970, there was a hippie chick who worked for her parents at the old Irvine General Store. A buxom lass, she was. She made a habit of wearing those thin, oversized peasant blouses and a cotton skirt. She apparently bathed in pure patchouli, because even the sandwiches tasted of it.

But, when she got busy with something, it looked like she had a couple of amped ferrets fighting in there.

Allow me to pause a moment, and reflect......

Ahem...to the point. People who dwell on this stuff are spoiled brats with an unhealthy, very toddlerish fixation on themselves. I've never really had much trust in shrinkology, and a kick in the ass is probably the best solution. If one isn;t enough, then repeat....then repeat....then repeat....then repeat....

TWC said...

She apparently bathed in pure patchouli, because even the sandwiches tasted of it

that's a nasty enough smell, but patchouli sandwiches?

My dad used to think the smell of patchouli was dope. I finally explained that it was mask the smell of the dope. An idea obviously thought up by stoners. Oh Wow, the Man won't know I'm smoking weed because the patchouli oil will cover it up.

Certainly there were chicks who shouldn't have gone braless....nuff said.

TWC said...

Wah, wah, wah. Some people really need to get over themselves.

Somebody puleeze call the Wah Wah Wahmbulance!

Hey better late than ugly!