I'm going into the city to visit the beauty salon for a little pampering, and then I'm hitting my favorite Super Target store to pick up some Jelly Belly jelly beans and some Archer Farms cranberry and orange scones. And I don't wanna hear the traitor's name all day.
I should find out tomorrow (Friday) if I have a job or not anymore. I can't believe they've made us wait this long.
The Captain will be here in seven days!
Oh, and I have an idea! I was wondering about something. Can I claim the federal government as a dependent on my tax return this year???